I don't know where to start that would make this seem unboring besides the fact that I'm called "Alex" and I'm not a guy. Jesus people, stop making asses of yourselves. I'm 18 and I was born 7-8-82. That makes me a cancer and very moody. So anyways, I'll do a list of my favourites. That'll get the ball rollin' and maybe satisfy your thirst for knowledge about this page's webmaster....Muhahahahahahaha.......
BASIC STUFF:
Name: Alex (no last name, please, I wanna be like Cher)
DOB: 7-8-82
Sun Sign: Cancer
Moon Sign: Aquarius
Place of Origin: Grand Rapids, Michigan (for you foreigners that's the big glove over here in North America)
MONEY + COMPUTERS = MY IDEAL JOB:
Employed: Currently not
Why: I used to work at Family Fare, but when Spartan bought it all things started going to hell.. So I got out while I had a chance. Plus, to no offense, there was this Bosnian kid there who was a real pussy. He bothered me so much that it was either quit or castrate him. I chose the former.
Resume': I'm qualified to do a lot of work. My ideal job would be a 9-5 M-F with weekends off. I like money, so I'd be willing to work overtime. If you really wanna see my resume', then go read it.
FAVOURITES:
Why: Everyone's got 'em
Animal: Siberian tiger, grey wolves, great white sharks, domestic dogs, domestic cats
Season: usually winter, but right now in Michigan, I'm getting tired of snowblowing
Food: seafood, chicken, pasta
TV Show: HBO's "Sex and the City"
World Leader: The new president - Mr. President George W. Bush (wanna know why I like him? Even when he's absolutely serious, his face glows like he's secretly cracking up at some joke. It makes me feel better, plus, he's ready to kick terrorist ass when they start bombing our embassies in foreign countries....*sigh* again.)
Movie: "The Crow", "Interview with a Vampire", "Tank Girl", and "Dirty Dancing"
Colour: Blue
Shade of blue: The way the sky looks right before a thunderstorm. A peculiar grey-blue where everything seems to glow against it.
Pet: My dog Sam will always be my favourite, but I love my cat Johnny just as much
Network TV Station: Fox, they're the only ones that keep me glued to the TV from 8pm-10pm on Sunday nights before OZ comes on (for you folks living under a rock, OZ is a cool prison drama shown 10pm EST on HBO)
Satellite Station(s): These are all on DirectTV cuz they RULE!!!. 231 (FOODTV--for Iron Chef), 244 (SciFi), 331 (MTV), 333 (MTV2), 501-508 (HBO), 520-527 (STARZ & ENCORE), 549 (SUNDANCE), 550 (IFC) These are the only ones I usually watch. I also enjoy the History Channel, TLC, Animal Planet, the new National Geographic Channel, and the DirectTV 100s channels where you can buy and tape new movies. You see, Blockbuster charges $3.69+ for new releases. Through DirectTV, I pay $3.99 and I get to record the movie. Do you realize how much money I've saved? YESSSS!
Element: Water
Direction: West
Archangel: Gabriel
Ancient Culture: Ancient Egypt with the Ancient Celts not far behind
Continent: Antartica and Australia
Country: England
Hair: I wish I was a red head with those beautiful spiral curls. Instead, ugh...
Celebrity(ies): Prince William, Sean Connery, James Mason, Pierce Brosnan, Gabriel Byrne, Trent Reznor, O'Riley from "OZ". Sean Connery is my bitch right now, but James Mason is THEE bitch. I think he's so handsome. It's not everyday when you find a guy that's handsome. But until Connery is dead, he'll be my bitch. Prince William is tall, cute, and hell he's rich. If only I could get my hands on that ruby that's in the center of his crown....damn. I'd sell it on the black market and retire before I was 25 y/o. All I'm asking for is $20mil. That's not too much to ask.
I've run out of favourites. I'll add more when I can think straight. Plus it's a little after midnight right now and I'm t.i.r.e.d. Here are some things I hate otherwise known as my:
UNFAVOURITES:
Country: Mexico
Political Leaders that are lying sacks of shit and admitted they committed perjury: ex-President Clinton
Political Leaders that are lying sacks of shit and admitted they committed perjury WIFE: Hillary Rodham Clinton
Bosnians: Okay, here's the story. To me, when you visit a foreign country or you have just moved there, I feel you are to be on your best behavior for the fact that you're representing your country to all those people whether you like it or not. You see, when I went to England when I was 15, I was a little angel. I had a responsibility. Even if I had moved there, I would try to be good to show the Brits what being an American is all about. Well, this kid called Kamal (no, I'm not using fake names here) was a real asshole. He would call customers stupid to their faces ad mutter all kinds of strange obscenities under his breath. It made me wonder where he learned his English. In any case, no one at Family Fare liked his bitch-ass for the fact that he was a dickless, asshole who smelled bad. The powers that be (my bosses), weren't even trying to get him fired. So I quit, a few months after that, they finally fired him. Now they're begging for me to return. I told them no way. I'm not gonna work for only $6.65 an hour with a schedule that isn't even set. I can't plan things around work, which is another reason I quit.
Wow, that was long. My fingers hurt. I'm going to bed now because it's 12:30am. I'll update this later. Oh yeah, this page was created on 2-4-01 and 2-5-01.